It happens! Man the hell up! I didn't want to be the monster! I didn't want to kill this room full of harmless children! I didn't want to lose everything I'd gained in a lifetime of sacrifice and denial! *Rubs temples* I wouldn't. Who was this creature? Why me, why now? Why did I have to lose everything just because she happened to choose this unlikely town to appear in? *sigh* Are you done? Why had she come here! Sometimes people move, Edward. It's all about him, isn't it? He isn't the one who's *thisclose* to being eaten, but here he is singing the, 'Why cruel world?!' song. Why did she have to come here? Why did she have to exist? Why did she have to ruin the little peace I had in this non-life of mine? Why had this aggravating human ever been born? She would ruin me. He literally has a 'woe is me, fuck my life!' moment. BUT, as he is thinking of various ways to murder everyone in his biology class and eat Bella, he starts whining. Now, this I can understand to a degree because vamps, ya know, drink blood and all. He first starts off as an extremely condescending vamp, but as soon as he lays his eyes on Bella and gets a whiff of her sweet-smelling blood, he quickly becomes a murderous hunter. Like I mentioned earlier, Edward definitely suffers from manic depression. Manic Depressed, murderous vamp with feelings: OMG, did I really just type that? Project Hindsight is melting brain cells. However, I will touch on a few standout parts that really tickled my pickle.

Well, that's a lie, I probably could, but it'd be an awful long review. I can't tell you how many times I snickered or LOL'ed. For the same reasons why some found Midnight Sun disturbing, I found it unintentionally comical. I was not entertained by the story or the writing. Right now, you may have your head cocked to the side with your eyes squinted, wondering if you read that last part correctly. And third, I was strangely and unashamedly entertained by it all.

Second, there was part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part might be - that suffered from Manic Depression. First, Edward was a stalker and a creeper. About three things I was absolutely positive.

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